I bumped into one of my fellow producers called Myson with a new girl called Tyler. He was saying that I should do a few shoots with her. I gave him my card and said to drop me an email. Tyler hadn’t worked out what her second name should be yet, and I suggested that the Lynn and Love had lots of stars with those second names. [Once again we could have provided assistance. Had he suggested “Dixon” as her last name, every press release they put out on her could have been called The Myson Dixon Line. See how helpful we can be? It’s a wonder everyone doesn’t try to hire us. Really. We’re shocked.]
Sitting a few feet away from me was rising star in the UK industry called Tiffany Doll. Now she is French, but we will not hold that against her, but her accent just makes you want to listen to her talk more! [Oui.] Now, she was in a dress, but the dress was designed with several rips across it that left very little to the imagination. [Well, the economy seems to be hitting France hard too. New clothes are expensive, the poor thing.] Once again we failed and didn’t get a pic of her in said dress. [Oh, he sucks. Next time we’re going to institute a “no beer until all the photos have been taken” rule. … Yeah. Like that’s gonna work. … Sigh.] (Well sort of as you can see the dress on the background of one of our pictures). [I mentioned sigh, right?]
Now some of our American members may know of Kerry Louise as a regular UK star that works over in the US. [Actually none of us did know that. We did see her movie with Thelma, however. It was excellent.] She was getting lots of compliments on how her boobs were almost popping out of her dress. [Leave it to the Brits to celebrate “almost” in a venture.] Another star, Sarah Jane, did actually display her boobs for several cameras. A UKAP party isn’t a party unless one of the female stars shows her boobs. [Gee. I’m fairly certain that you don’t need the “UKAP” part of that last sentence.]
For this party, people attending the party were told to put votes in for who they thought should win for best Male and Female Performer. The male winner was Peter Oh Tool and the female winner was Tanya Cox. [None of us here had ever heard of Peter either, but he easily won our informal “Best Porn Name” contest. Of course given the names we’ve already mentioned here that may not be saying much, but still, that’s a great name.] We managed to grab some pictures and video of the awards. Good thing they turned the lights up too! It also appeared that Michelle Moist had to kiss the winners. We have a video of Peter’s win, and we also got a picture of Tanya and Michelle kissing. [Don’t try to make sense of how Maverick divides up the “video vs. stills” worthiness debate in his mind, particularly when addled by beer. You’ll just get a headache. Trust us on that one.]
With the night drawing to a close, we headed out into the nice cool night air and began looking forward to the next party. We have also added several stars to our list of models we would like to shoot for the site. [When we see him in Vegas in January, we plan on asking Mav to give us his opinion on all of the porn stars he would not like to see naked. Seems like that’s going to be a pretty short list, right?]